My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.
look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.
is there a month between april and june?
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
you were either a winx
or a w.i.t.c.h
I was totally a spy
i was aLL THREE
was this the old superwholock?
the old superwholock? Nah these shows all have examples of POC and well written diverse woman who do not rely on men to build their character
And I will call my new Italian fast casual eatery The Low-Cal Calzone Zone.
Marcus Aurelius Antoninus (via moralanarchism)
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”